Dancing Image In your Browser

Today I found a rather interesting link you paste in the address http://

Quote:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position="absolute"; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+ "px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+" px"}R++}setInterval("A()",5); void(0);

after which the party so we will rotate. will be graphically hacked ....
It is certainly not a user has already seen but the effect is interesting

Funny Shaking

Lets start with a funny one. just copy the below code and paste it to your web browser address bar and press enter..
we will see that your browser is shaking


javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)

computer acronyms[Jokes][Please Read]

PCMCIA

People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN

It Still Does Nothing

APPLE

Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI

System Can't See It

DOS

Defective Operating System

BASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM

I Blame Microsoft

DEC

Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM

Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2

Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW

World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH

Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM

Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL

Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA

A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP

Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MIPS

Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS

Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO

Garbage In Rubbish Out

MICROSOFT

Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.

Thank you for flying philippine airlines!

Passengers on a Philippine Airlines flight heard this 

announcement from the captain, Capt. Juan Amorpropio: 

"Mga kababayan, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our 


engines and will shortly crash into the ocean" 

The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat 

comforted by the captain's next announcement: 

"Mga kababayan, we at Philippine Airlines have prepared for such an emergency 

and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers

are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of 

the plane" 

As commented by one of the passengers: 

"Galing, that's what i like about PAL, always has some contingency measures of 

some sort!, I hope they help me out coz' i definitely don't know how to swim." 

After this announcement all the pasengers rearranged their seating to comply 

with the captain's request. Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing 

in the ocean. 

The captain once again made an announcement: 

"Mga kababayan we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right 

side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane. 

For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane 

THANK YOU FOR FLYING PHILIPPINE AIRLINES." 

Mag ingat sa pag sabi ng gwapo.....[Please Read]

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ito pa isa guys...

NO MATCH PALA TALAGA TAYO SA IBANG BANSA! Kala ko tayo lang ang Sumasabit sa mga Jeep! ITO PARA SA INYO! Dito makakakita kayo ng ibang Version..... THANKS IN ADVANCE!!!!!! HAPPY VIEWING!!!!!

ONLY IN PAKISTAN!

ONLY IN INDIA 1





ONLY IN INDIA 2






ONLY IN JAPAN






ONLY IN AUSTRALIA

computer jokes

A computer engineer was helping a colleague to set up the computer.

She asked him which password he wanted to use.

The man, thinking that it could be funny, said penis.

Without saying a word and without even laughing, she introduced the password.

After a moment she nearly died laughing when the computer gave the following answer:

– REJECTED PASSWORD: IT HAS NOT ENOUGH LENGTH… 


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A computer guru is alone on a desert island for years after a shipwreck.

One day he saw a bright point on the horizon and begins to follow it with his eyes.

“It’s not a ship” thinks our hero.

And the point was approaching. “It’s not a barge”.

And each time the object was closer! “It is not a raft!?!”.

There came a blond babe emerging from the water wearing a diving suit!

The beautiful woman addressed to him and asked:
– When was the last time you smoke a cigarette?
– 10 years ago!

She opens an inner pocket of her waterproof suit and gave him a cigarette.
– My God, this feels so good!

– When was the last time you drank a whisky?
– It has past at least 10 years! — Answered our hero, still wondering.

Then she opens another inside pocket, takes a little bottle of whisky and gives it to him!
The man drank everything, still disbelieving what it was happening but still very very happy!

Then the blond woman begins to open her diving suit and asked him:
– When was the last time you had great fun?…

He could not believe in his eyes and yells crazy with happiness:
– Wow! Are you telling me that you have a portable computer in there?!…

Top 10 Grammatical Mistakes Made by Filipinos

#10. ”Alright” and “All Right”

We see the word “alright” everywhere, and it’s begun entering the major dictionaries, but for formal writing, such as academic papers and business correspondence, you should still use the two-word version.


#9. “Pinaka-Latest”

“Latest” is already in the superlative, meaning there nothing “later” than it. “Most latest” is just redundant. Therefore, “pinaka-latest” is also redundant. But I have to admit, it’s pretty catchy. That’s probably why local showbiz specials love to use it.


#8. “More + Adjective-er”

Phrases like “more harder” and “more brighter” just give me more headaches. Just say “harder” or “brighter,” okay?


#7. “Your” and “You’re”

Two words that should never, ever, ever be interchanged, at least if you want to be taken seriously as a writer.

“Your” is a possessive adjective. In other words, it is used to express possession: “Your job.” “You’re” is a contraction of two words: the pronoun “you” and the verb “are.” Therefore, it’s always “you’re welcome“ and not “your welcome.”


#6. “Its” and “It’s”

This is almost identical to “you” and “you’re.” Use “its” to express possession: ”I scratched its fur.” “It’s” is a contraction of “it” and “is.” Therefore, always write “it’s nice” and never “its nice.”


#5. “Their” and “They’re” and “There”

Same banana. “Their” is a possessive adjective, “They’re” is a contraction, and “There” refers to a place: “I’m going there.”


#4. “He” and “She”

“Clara’s there na. He’s, ah, I mean, she’s waiting for you.”

This happens because most Filipinos think in Tagalog, in which the word ”siya” means both “he” and she.” This tiny difference between English and Tagalog trips up millions of Filipinos on a daily basis.


#3. “Already”

“She went there already.”

This sounds correct to a Filipino, but the correct use is “She already went there.” Personally, this still sounds a bit off. I would say “She has already gone there.” But that’s just me.


#2. The Ellipsis

This is one of the most abused punctuation marks in the history of humankind. Simply put, an ellipsis is the formal term for the three dots (“…”) that follow some types of sentences. Filipinos love to abuse it in the following ways:

* By using only 2 dots: ..
* By using more than 3: …….. (of course, there are some instances in which 4 dots are acceptable)
* By using it several times in a single sentence: “Oh… Well… I’ll see you later, then…”


#1. Pluralizing all the wrong words

I visibly wince whenever I hear Filipinos add “-s” to the wrong words. “Fats.” “Furnitures.” “Evidences.” “Stuffs.” Stuffs. For the love of God, all of these words are already in the plural form. And saying “anyways” instead of “anyway” has always struck me as being singularly pretentious.