Friday, January 14, 2011

computer acronyms[Jokes][Please Read]

PCMCIA

People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms


ISDN

It Still Does Nothing


APPLE

Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity



SCSI

System Can't See It


DOS

Defective Operating System



BASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control


IBM

I Blame Microsoft



DEC

Do Expect Cuts



CD-ROM

Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months



OS/2

Obsolete Soon, Too.



WWW

World Wide Wait



MACINTOSH

Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs



PENTIUM

Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics



COBOL

Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language



AMIGA

A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction



LISP

Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis



MIPS

Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed



WINDOWS

Will Install Needless Data On Whole System



GIRO

Garbage In Rubbish Out



MICROSOFT

Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.

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