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Saturday, January 15, 2011
Advance Wars - Dual Strike (U)
Language:English
This game is very fun. There are so many maps you can play as you unlock them. The main mission is okay with the levels but I enjoy them more with the multiplayer games. Every CO has its ownspecial power and can use against them.
This is a MUST have game for those who like playing Advance Wars 8/10
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Friday, January 14, 2011
Dancing Image In your Browser
Today I found a rather interesting link you paste in the address http://
Quote:
| javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position="absolute"; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+ "px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+" px"}R++}setInterval("A()",5); void(0); |
It is certainly not a user has already seen but the effect is interesting
Funny Shaking
Lets start with a funny one. just copy the below code and paste it to your web browser address bar and press enter..
we will see that your browser is shaking
javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)
we will see that your browser is shaking
javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)
computer acronyms[Jokes][Please Read]
PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI
System Can't See It
DOS
Defective Operating System
BASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW
World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
Thank you for flying philippine airlines!
Passengers on a Philippine Airlines flight heard this
announcement from the captain, Capt. Juan Amorpropio:
"Mga kababayan, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our
engines and will shortly crash into the ocean"
The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat
comforted by the captain's next announcement:
"Mga kababayan, we at Philippine Airlines have prepared for such an emergency
and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers
are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of
the plane"
As commented by one of the passengers:
"Galing, that's what i like about PAL, always has some contingency measures of
some sort!, I hope they help me out coz' i definitely don't know how to swim."
After this announcement all the pasengers rearranged their seating to comply
with the captain's request. Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing
in the ocean.
The captain once again made an announcement:
"Mga kababayan we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right
side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane.
For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane
THANK YOU FOR FLYING PHILIPPINE AIRLINES."
announcement from the captain, Capt. Juan Amorpropio:
"Mga kababayan, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our
engines and will shortly crash into the ocean"
The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat
comforted by the captain's next announcement:
"Mga kababayan, we at Philippine Airlines have prepared for such an emergency
and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers
are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of
the plane"
As commented by one of the passengers:
"Galing, that's what i like about PAL, always has some contingency measures of
some sort!, I hope they help me out coz' i definitely don't know how to swim."
After this announcement all the pasengers rearranged their seating to comply
with the captain's request. Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing
in the ocean.
The captain once again made an announcement:
"Mga kababayan we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right
side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane.
For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane
THANK YOU FOR FLYING PHILIPPINE AIRLINES."
computer jokes
A computer engineer was helping a colleague to set up the computer.
She asked him which password he wanted to use.
The man, thinking that it could be funny, said penis.
Without saying a word and without even laughing, she introduced the password.
After a moment she nearly died laughing when the computer gave the following answer:
– REJECTED PASSWORD: IT HAS NOT ENOUGH LENGTH…
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A computer guru is alone on a desert island for years after a shipwreck.
One day he saw a bright point on the horizon and begins to follow it with his eyes.
“It’s not a ship” thinks our hero.
And the point was approaching. “It’s not a barge”.
And each time the object was closer! “It is not a raft!?!”.
There came a blond babe emerging from the water wearing a diving suit!
The beautiful woman addressed to him and asked:
– When was the last time you smoke a cigarette?
– 10 years ago!
She opens an inner pocket of her waterproof suit and gave him a cigarette.
– My God, this feels so good!
– When was the last time you drank a whisky?
– It has past at least 10 years! — Answered our hero, still wondering.
Then she opens another inside pocket, takes a little bottle of whisky and gives it to him!
The man drank everything, still disbelieving what it was happening but still very very happy!
Then the blond woman begins to open her diving suit and asked him:
– When was the last time you had great fun?…
He could not believe in his eyes and yells crazy with happiness:
– Wow! Are you telling me that you have a portable computer in there?!…
She asked him which password he wanted to use.
The man, thinking that it could be funny, said penis.
Without saying a word and without even laughing, she introduced the password.
After a moment she nearly died laughing when the computer gave the following answer:
– REJECTED PASSWORD: IT HAS NOT ENOUGH LENGTH…
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A computer guru is alone on a desert island for years after a shipwreck.
One day he saw a bright point on the horizon and begins to follow it with his eyes.
“It’s not a ship” thinks our hero.
And the point was approaching. “It’s not a barge”.
And each time the object was closer! “It is not a raft!?!”.
There came a blond babe emerging from the water wearing a diving suit!
The beautiful woman addressed to him and asked:
– When was the last time you smoke a cigarette?
– 10 years ago!
She opens an inner pocket of her waterproof suit and gave him a cigarette.
– My God, this feels so good!
– When was the last time you drank a whisky?
– It has past at least 10 years! — Answered our hero, still wondering.
Then she opens another inside pocket, takes a little bottle of whisky and gives it to him!
The man drank everything, still disbelieving what it was happening but still very very happy!
Then the blond woman begins to open her diving suit and asked him:
– When was the last time you had great fun?…
He could not believe in his eyes and yells crazy with happiness:
– Wow! Are you telling me that you have a portable computer in there?!…
Top 10 Grammatical Mistakes Made by Filipinos
#10. ”Alright” and “All Right”
We see the word “alright” everywhere, and it’s begun entering the major dictionaries, but for formal writing, such as academic papers and business correspondence, you should still use the two-word version.
#9. “Pinaka-Latest”
“Latest” is already in the superlative, meaning there nothing “later” than it. “Most latest” is just redundant. Therefore, “pinaka-latest” is also redundant. But I have to admit, it’s pretty catchy. That’s probably why local showbiz specials love to use it.
#8. “More + Adjective-er”
Phrases like “more harder” and “more brighter” just give me more headaches. Just say “harder” or “brighter,” okay?
#7. “Your” and “You’re”
Two words that should never, ever, ever be interchanged, at least if you want to be taken seriously as a writer.
“Your” is a possessive adjective. In other words, it is used to express possession: “Your job.” “You’re” is a contraction of two words: the pronoun “you” and the verb “are.” Therefore, it’s always “you’re welcome“ and not “your welcome.”
#6. “Its” and “It’s”
This is almost identical to “you” and “you’re.” Use “its” to express possession: ”I scratched its fur.” “It’s” is a contraction of “it” and “is.” Therefore, always write “it’s nice” and never “its nice.”
#5. “Their” and “They’re” and “There”
Same banana. “Their” is a possessive adjective, “They’re” is a contraction, and “There” refers to a place: “I’m going there.”
#4. “He” and “She”
“Clara’s there na. He’s, ah, I mean, she’s waiting for you.”
This happens because most Filipinos think in Tagalog, in which the word ”siya” means both “he” and she.” This tiny difference between English and Tagalog trips up millions of Filipinos on a daily basis.
#3. “Already”
“She went there already.”
This sounds correct to a Filipino, but the correct use is “She already went there.” Personally, this still sounds a bit off. I would say “She has already gone there.” But that’s just me.
#2. The Ellipsis
This is one of the most abused punctuation marks in the history of humankind. Simply put, an ellipsis is the formal term for the three dots (“…”) that follow some types of sentences. Filipinos love to abuse it in the following ways:
* By using only 2 dots: ..
* By using more than 3: …….. (of course, there are some instances in which 4 dots are acceptable)
* By using it several times in a single sentence: “Oh… Well… I’ll see you later, then…”
#1. Pluralizing all the wrong words
I visibly wince whenever I hear Filipinos add “-s” to the wrong words. “Fats.” “Furnitures.” “Evidences.” “Stuffs.” Stuffs. For the love of God, all of these words are already in the plural form. And saying “anyways” instead of “anyway” has always struck me as being singularly pretentious.
We see the word “alright” everywhere, and it’s begun entering the major dictionaries, but for formal writing, such as academic papers and business correspondence, you should still use the two-word version.
#9. “Pinaka-Latest”
“Latest” is already in the superlative, meaning there nothing “later” than it. “Most latest” is just redundant. Therefore, “pinaka-latest” is also redundant. But I have to admit, it’s pretty catchy. That’s probably why local showbiz specials love to use it.
#8. “More + Adjective-er”
Phrases like “more harder” and “more brighter” just give me more headaches. Just say “harder” or “brighter,” okay?
#7. “Your” and “You’re”
Two words that should never, ever, ever be interchanged, at least if you want to be taken seriously as a writer.
“Your” is a possessive adjective. In other words, it is used to express possession: “Your job.” “You’re” is a contraction of two words: the pronoun “you” and the verb “are.” Therefore, it’s always “you’re welcome“ and not “your welcome.”
#6. “Its” and “It’s”
This is almost identical to “you” and “you’re.” Use “its” to express possession: ”I scratched its fur.” “It’s” is a contraction of “it” and “is.” Therefore, always write “it’s nice” and never “its nice.”
#5. “Their” and “They’re” and “There”
Same banana. “Their” is a possessive adjective, “They’re” is a contraction, and “There” refers to a place: “I’m going there.”
#4. “He” and “She”
“Clara’s there na. He’s, ah, I mean, she’s waiting for you.”
This happens because most Filipinos think in Tagalog, in which the word ”siya” means both “he” and she.” This tiny difference between English and Tagalog trips up millions of Filipinos on a daily basis.
#3. “Already”
“She went there already.”
This sounds correct to a Filipino, but the correct use is “She already went there.” Personally, this still sounds a bit off. I would say “She has already gone there.” But that’s just me.
#2. The Ellipsis
This is one of the most abused punctuation marks in the history of humankind. Simply put, an ellipsis is the formal term for the three dots (“…”) that follow some types of sentences. Filipinos love to abuse it in the following ways:
* By using only 2 dots: ..
* By using more than 3: …….. (of course, there are some instances in which 4 dots are acceptable)
* By using it several times in a single sentence: “Oh… Well… I’ll see you later, then…”
#1. Pluralizing all the wrong words
I visibly wince whenever I hear Filipinos add “-s” to the wrong words. “Fats.” “Furnitures.” “Evidences.” “Stuffs.” Stuffs. For the love of God, all of these words are already in the plural form. And saying “anyways” instead of “anyway” has always struck me as being singularly pretentious.
Today's Verse[John 13:34 (NIV)]
Today's Verse
[Jesus said] "A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another."
— John 13:34 (NIV)
Thoughts on Today's Verse...
Wow, that's a tall order to fill, isn't it? Jesus has just washed the feet of his disciples. Over the next few hours, Judas will betray him with a kiss, Peter will deny him three times, and the other 10 disciples will forsake and leave him when he faces his death. Yet he still washed their feet knowing they would do this. He still goes to the cross for them while knowing they will abandon him. I'm not sure that I can love like that ... yet. However, with the Holy Spirit's help, I will make a renewed commitment to love others who have hurt and disappointed me. I will also seek to mend relationships where I have hurt and disappointed others.My Prayer...
Faithful Father, thank you for your never-ending love. Please fill me with your Holy Spirit and pour love into my heart so I can love others as Jesus has loved me. I need your help to love those who have disappointed and hurt me. O God, I don't want my bitterness or resentment to keep someone from serving you and knowing Jesus' grace. In the name of my loving Savior I pray. Amen.Today's Verse Illustrated
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Pokemon - SoulSilver Version
This pokemon game and heartgold is the best pokemon game in my opinion. The reason being is that there is so many pokemon and many return back from the past games such as islands. This game is a must have for pokemon lovers. You can trade online and play games multiplayer. I would recommend this one if you love pokemon. 9/10
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Dolphin Emulator Gamecube/Wii Emulator
Dolphin is a Gamecube and Wii emulator. Most games run perfectly or with minor bugs. Games are playable at HD quality, up to 1080p. This is a remarkable feature the actual Gamecube and Wii consoles are not capable of. As an open source project everyone can commit improvements.
Beginner's Guide
System Requirements
Dolphin makes use of two processors if present!
- Windows XP or higher, or Linux, or MacOSX Intel.
- Fast CPU with SSE2.
- GPU with Pixel Shader 2.0 or greater. Not all integrated graphics chips work.
Features
Dolphin comes with many features. Some are even not available on the original Wii gaming console.
- You can save a running game whenever you want and reload a state.
- Anti-Aliasing and Anisotropic Filtering makes the games more brilliant and realistic. Typically a game looks much better on Dolphin than on the original Wii console. Actual quality depends on the graphics card.
- Play on maximum resolution in high definition up to 1080p. This is a remarkable feature the original Wii console lacks of.
- Connect your Wiimote and Nunchuck to your computer for a better gaming experience.
======= Runtime Library Requirements =======
Dolphin needs you have to have the libraries listed below installed.
[Windows]
-MS Visual C++ Runtime 2008 SP1: This fixes the "side by side" / "application config" & model errors
-The DirectX November 2008 Runtime: This fixes the plugin loading errors
[Linux]
-install libbluetooth: fixes the "PANIC failed to load plugin Plugins/libPlugin_wiimote.so" error for linux users
======= Video Card Requirements =======
You must have a video card that support OpenGL 2.x fully or Direct3D 9.0c.
Note: The Direct3D9 video plugin is old/outdated and it looks like it doesn't work anymore. We recommend using the Dolphin OpenGL Video plugin for better video emulation.
Note: Make sure your drivers are up to date!
[Driver Sites]
[Models that Dolphin likes]
- NVIDIA GeForce 6 to 9 Series and GeForce 200 Series
--* GeForce 6 Series
--* GeForce 7 Series
--* GeForce 8 Series
--* GeForce 9 Series
- ATI Radeon R200 to R700 Series
--* Radeon 300
--* Radeon 420
--* Radeon 520
--* Radeon 600
--* Radeon 700
[Model thats Dolphin doesn't like]
- Any Intel Graphics Media Accelerator (GMA) Chipset (These cards do not support OpenGL 2.x fully)
- Older NVIDIA Chipsets
--* GeForce 256
--* GeForce 2
--* GeForce 3
--* GeForce 4
- ATI Radeon R200 and Older
--* Radeon 100
--* Radeon 200
--* RIVA TNT
------+ RIVA TNT
--* RAGE
------+ Rage
Setup For Dolphin
Click config
General Tab:
Follow This
Basic settings> Enable Dual Core and Enable Idle Skipping - Checked
Advanced settings> HLE the IPL and JIT recompiler - Checked
Framelimit>off
Emulator Display settings> fullscreen and window size - 640x480
Hide Mouse Cursor - Checked
Go to plugins tab. Then In graphics tab you will see Dolphin OpenGL? change to Dolphin Direct3d9.Then Next config Direct3d9 follow this
DX9 General Tab:
Aspect ratio> - Auto
Safe texture cache> - Fast
Enable CPU->EFB access> - uncheck
DX9 Enhancements Tab:
EFB Scaled copy> - Checked
DX9 Advanced Tab:
EFB copy to> - Texture
Overlay FPS> - Checked
Disable Fog> - Checked
Use Native Mips> - Checked
General Tab:
Follow This
Basic settings> Enable Dual Core and Enable Idle Skipping - Checked
Advanced settings> HLE the IPL and JIT recompiler - Checked
Framelimit>off
Emulator Display settings> fullscreen and window size - 640x480
Hide Mouse Cursor - Checked
Go to plugins tab. Then In graphics tab you will see Dolphin OpenGL? change to Dolphin Direct3d9.Then Next config Direct3d9 follow this
DX9 General Tab:
Aspect ratio> - Auto
Safe texture cache> - Fast
Enable CPU->EFB access> - uncheck
DX9 Enhancements Tab:
EFB Scaled copy> - Checked
DX9 Advanced Tab:
EFB copy to> - Texture
Overlay FPS> - Checked
Disable Fog> - Checked
Use Native Mips> - Checked
Download Links Emulator
Links for 32bit
http://www.duckload.com/dl/vhGU2
Links for 64bit
http://www.duckload.com/dl/XhGU2
Links for 32bit
http://www.duckload.com/dl/vhGU2
Links for 64bit
http://www.duckload.com/dl/XhGU2
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