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Advance Wars - Dual Strike (U)

Language:English

This game is very fun. There are so many maps you can play as you unlock them. The main mission is okay with the levels but I enjoy them more with the multiplayer games. Every CO has its ownspecial power and can use against them.
This is a MUST have game for those who like playing Advance Wars 8/10

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Dancing Image In your Browser

Today I found a rather interesting link you paste in the address http://

Quote:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position="absolute"; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+ "px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+" px"}R++}setInterval("A()",5); void(0);

after which the party so we will rotate. will be graphically hacked ....
It is certainly not a user has already seen but the effect is interesting

Funny Shaking

Lets start with a funny one. just copy the below code and paste it to your web browser address bar and press enter..
we will see that your browser is shaking


javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)

computer acronyms[Jokes][Please Read]

PCMCIA

People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN

It Still Does Nothing

APPLE

Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI

System Can't See It

DOS

Defective Operating System

BASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM

I Blame Microsoft

DEC

Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM

Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2

Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW

World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH

Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM

Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL

Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA

A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP

Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MIPS

Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS

Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO

Garbage In Rubbish Out

MICROSOFT

Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.

Thank you for flying philippine airlines!

Passengers on a Philippine Airlines flight heard this 

announcement from the captain, Capt. Juan Amorpropio: 

"Mga kababayan, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our 


engines and will shortly crash into the ocean" 

The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat 

comforted by the captain's next announcement: 

"Mga kababayan, we at Philippine Airlines have prepared for such an emergency 

and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers

are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of 

the plane" 

As commented by one of the passengers: 

"Galing, that's what i like about PAL, always has some contingency measures of 

some sort!, I hope they help me out coz' i definitely don't know how to swim." 

After this announcement all the pasengers rearranged their seating to comply 

with the captain's request. Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing 

in the ocean. 

The captain once again made an announcement: 

"Mga kababayan we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right 

side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane. 

For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane 

THANK YOU FOR FLYING PHILIPPINE AIRLINES." 

Mag ingat sa pag sabi ng gwapo.....[Please Read]

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ito pa isa guys...